Tex Murphy: Under a Killing Moon

"Great-great-grandpa Murphy made it through the Depression by teaching Cha-Cha lessons to rich older women. He made thousands before the authorities found out he had no formal training."

"Ah, Sylvia. My ex-wife. Whenever I think things can't get any worse, I think about her and how she totally screwed up my life. She's a woman who loves a man; *any* man, *any* time. I'll never forget the day I came home early and caught her with the upholstery man. I married her for better or worse. Unfortunately, it never got any better."

"Ah, the Rodent Tracker 8000. Just like on TV. 'Because household pests *never* build up an immunity to bullets.'"